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Trump Says Crimea Belongs to Russia, World Googles 'International Law'...
Donald Trump, ever the walking diplomatic incident, has just casually tossed Ukraine under a bus shaped like the Kremlin. During a particularly reality-optional moment, Trump...
Pope Francis Gets a State Funeral Bigger Than Coachella.
When you’ve spent your life as the global CEO of Souls Inc., you don't exactly go out quietly. Pope Francis' funeral is shaping up to...
Melbourne Professor Quietly Keeps World’s Trains from Going Full Titan...
While the world loses its mind over AI doom and space billionaires, Professor Ravi Ravitharan has been chilling in his Melbourne workshop, actually saving lives....
Climate Change Is Now Also Wrecking Your Relationships.
Just when you thought climate change couldn’t possibly ruin one more thing, surprise! It’s also melting your love life. According to a grim new UN...
Albo and Dutton’s debate: less policy, more passive-aggression.
If you were hoping Australia’s final leaders’ debate would deliver fiery policy bombs and bold vision, bless your heart. Instead, Anthony Albanese and Peter Dutton...
NRL Magic Round: where the magic is real, and so are the injuries.
Brisbane’s NRL Magic Round kicked off this weekend, and boy, it delivered: huge crowds, bigger hits, and an injury list longer than a Bunnings sausage...
Welcome to Country ceremonies: too much culture for some politicians.
Because nothing screams "healing the nation" like complaining about Welcome to Country ceremonies, Peter Dutton has decided it's time to put a cap on acknowledging...
Albo’s 24/7 Medicare hotline: because health issues don’t keep office...
Prime Minister Anthony Albanese has finally noticed what every parent, shift worker, and unlucky soul in an emergency ward already knew: illness doesn’t punch a...
RBA hints at rate cuts: mortgage holders dare to dream.
In a rare moment of mercy, the Reserve Bank of Australia has hinted at what was once considered mythical: a possible interest rate cut. After...
Poh prefers cooking under pressure to judging others’ soufflés.
While most people would rather sip wine and critique from the sidelines, MasterChef icon Poh Ling Yeow has confessed she actually prefers sweating it out...
Mets and Nationals Set for Sunday Showdown: Who Will Swing for the Fen...
It’s that time again: hot dogs, overpriced beer, and two baseball teams trying to convince themselves it's still early enough in the season for hope....
Drones, AI, and One Long Fence: Kangaroo Island's War on a Clawed Pred...
Kangaroo Island has officially entered its sci-fi era, deploying drones, AI, and one absolutely absurdly long fence in a no-holds-barred war against... feral cats. Yes,...
Sydney's Latest Real Estate Fad: Million-Dollar Transformers Boxes
Sydney’s housing market has finally hit “dystopian parody” mode, with luxury homes now being built out of—you guessed it—shipping containers. Forget five-bedroom mansions; the latest...
WA’s 'Skimpy Bars' Now Art Galleries, Because Australia
Western Australia has done a full cultural cartwheel—some of its notorious “skimpy bars” (yes, the ones where beer came with a side of barely clothed...
Pope Francis Lies in State: Vatican's Final Farewell to the People's P...
Rome fell silent today as Pope Francis—beloved, blunt, and blessedly progressive—lay in state at St. Peter’s Basilica. The pontiff who once said “who am I...
AFL Star's Assault Case: 'I've Let a Lot of People Down'
Another day, another off-field scandal from someone who’s paid to kick goals, not court dates. An AFL player—whose name is now trending for all the...
Record High Influenza Cases Confirmed as Flu Season Hits Early
It’s not even winter yet, but the flu’s already clocked in like an overachieving intern with a vengeance. Australia has reported a whopping 50% spike...
Labor's $1.2 Billion Critical Minerals Reserve: A Strategic Stockpile...
Move over toilet paper hoarders—Labor just dropped $1.2 billion on a strategic mineral stash big enough to make doomsday preppers look underprepared. In a move...
Pope Francis Lies in State: Vatican's Final Farewell
Rome is cloaked in quiet reverence this week as thousands gather at St. Peter’s Basilica to say goodbye to the only Pope who ever tweeted...
Ian Chappell Leads Tributes: Cricket's Gentleman's Farewell
Ian Chappell, the original tough-as-nails Aussie skipper who once made sledging a spiritual art form, has swapped grit for grace to lead heartfelt tributes after...
Eastern Quolls Released: Nature's Comeback Kids
Fifteen fuzzy little bandits just got VIP tickets back into the wild, as eastern quolls made their triumphant return to mainland NSW—aka, The Bachelor: Marsupial...
Key Seats in Focus: Coalition Eyes Victory Path
Peter Dutton has whipped out his red string and whiteboard markers to map a victory route through key electorates like he’s hunting Carmen Sandiego. The...
Paris-Nice 2025: Stage 5 Delivers Thrills
The Paris-Nice Stage 5 was a buffet of suffering, strategy, and spectacular scenery. Riders endured 196.5km of French hill hell from Saint-Just-en-Chevalet to La Cote-Saint-Andre,...
'The Cleaner' Returns to ABC iview with More Crime Scene Comedy
Good news for fans of murder and mop buckets: The Cleaner is back on ABC iview, with BAFTA-winning giant Greg Davies reprising his role as...
ASX Rises as Unemployment Rate Climbs
In today’s episode of Economic Gaslighting: the ASX is partying while Aussies lose jobs. Yep, the jobless rate ticked up to 4.1%, and somehow, the...
Coalition's Claim on Car Prices Challenged
The Coalition just tried to rev up a scare campaign about car prices—and it backfired like an unserviced Holden Barina. In a bid to torpedo...
Poll Tracker Shows Decline in Major Parties' Support
Recent polling indicates a decline in support for both major parties, with Labor and the Coalition each facing challenges in securing a clear majority. A...
